tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25289008032831482942024-03-13T02:52:05.084-07:00CHISTES BUENOSChistes cortos muy buenos. Buen humor, chistes finos escritos de una forma diferente. Los mejores chistes de la Red.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04290041184285024056noreply@blogger.comBlogger331125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528900803283148294.post-54463020475910847872016-07-27T12:49:00.000-07:002016-07-27T12:49:49.330-07:00COMO FUNCIONA UN PAIS....<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #274e13; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">CHISTES BUENOS.- </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">El maestro de la escuela les deja como tarea a sus alumnos, investigar como funciona un país.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Juanito al llegar a casa le pregunta a su papá: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #351c75;"> </span><i><span style="color: red;"> —¿Padre, como funciona este País?</span></i></span><br />
<i><span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> —Voy a explicártelo con ejemplo práctico: toma nota en tu cuaderno.</span></i><br />
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>YO, TU PAPA, SOY EL GOBIERNO PORQUE EN LA CASA MANDO YO. </b></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>TU MAMA ES LA LEY, PORQUE ELLA IMPONE EL ORDEN. </b></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>TU ABUELA ES LA PRENSA, PORQUE ESTA ENTERADA DE TODO. </b></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>LA CRIADA ES EL PUEBLO PORQUE HACE EL TRABAJO DURO. </b></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>TU ERES LA JUVENTUD. </b></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>Y TU HERMANITO ES LA ESPERANZA DEL MAÑANA.</b></span> </span></li>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i style="color: #351c75;"> </i><i><span style="color: red;"> </span></i></span><span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><i>—Con este ejemplo ya tienes tu tarea resuelta</i></span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i style="color: #351c75;"><span style="color: #351c75;"> —</span></i><span style="color: blue;">Dice el padre sintiéndose orgulloso</span><i style="color: #351c75;">.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> <span style="color: blue;">A la media noche, Juanito se levanta a orinar y escucha ruidos en el cuarto de servicio, se acerca con cuidado y sorprende a su papá con la criada.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Asustado corre al cuarto de su madre y la encuentra dormida... Va al cuarto de su abuela pero ella está concentrada viendo la televisión... Al volver su habitación, encuentra a su hermanito con el pañal sucio... </span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Desconcertado, entonces Juanito exclama con enojo:</span><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> <i>—¡AHORA ENTIENDO TOOODO! </i></span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —EL GOBIERNO TIRÁNDOSE AL PUEBLO. <br /> —LA LEY DORMIDA . <br /> —LA PRENSA PERDIENDO EL TIEMPO EN ESTUPIDECES. <br /> —LA JUVENTUD DESORIENTADA <br /> —Y LA ESPERANZA DEL MAÑANA REVOLCANDOSE EN LA MIER...!!!</i></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><br /></span></span></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: x-small;">CHISTES FINOS</span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Carlos lleva a su bella mujer a la clínica para que sea sometida a una complicada operación. El médico le informa que los resultados solo se sabrán hasta dentro tres días, después de la recuperación.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"> </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Apenas se completaron los 3 días Carlos llama a la clínica para enterarse del estado de su hermosa mujer, y le contesta la recepcionista:</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"> —</span><i style="color: red;">Buenos días, Clínica Municipal, a sus ordenes...</i></span><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Gracias señorita, llamo para averiguar por el estado de la paciente del 421 que fue operada hace tres días...</span></i><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Muy bien, ya lo comunico con el médico a cargo..</span></i><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Mientras Carlos espera la comunicación, las lineas telefónicas se cruzan y resulta comunicado con un taller de reparación de motos en donde alguien pregunta por su Yamaha; hay un ruido de interferencia, y Carlos pregunta:</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Hola, ¿me escucha bien?</i></span><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Si señor, y no se preocupe en cuestión de 2 días se la entregamos...</span></i><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Ah, eso quiere decir que todo salió bien ¿Verdad?</span></i><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Si, muy bien, aunque se presentaron más dificultades de las que esperábamos. Tenia varias piezas desgatadas, pero ya se las cambiamos. Yo creo en 2 días ya la puede montar de nuevo... </span></i><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —¿Montarla de nuevo?</span></i><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Si, la puede montar de nuevo sin ningún problema. Le cambiamos el tubo de admisión que ya estaba carcomido. Se ve que usted le da con frecuencia... el desgaste interior lo demuestra. Debería aceitarla cada 8 días... Además, su pistón ya está muy usado; no tiene valor. Para probarlo, le metimos un pistón más grueso que el suyo y los resultados fueron excelentes. También le ampliamos el tubo de escape que ya tenía una gruesa capa de orín...</span></i><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —¿Tubo de escape?</span></i><span style="font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"> </span><i style="font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">¿Orín? </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">—</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;">Pregunta Carlos desconcertado.</span></span><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Si, el tubo de escape por donde salen los gases...Es que estaba obstruido, pero ya quedó perfecto...</span></i><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"> <i>—Un momento,</i></span> —<span style="color: blue;">dice Carlos y trata de agregar...</span> <span style="color: red;"><i>déjeme decirle que ...</i></span></span><i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —No, Usted no diga nada hasta que no la vea: <b>¡¡¡ Yo personalmente la probé, luego la han montado 5 de mis colegas, y con todos se ha portado de maravilla...!!!</b></span></i><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Desde Jerusalén, David llama a su hija Ruth quien reside en Chicago y le dice:</span><br />
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<i><span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> —Siento profundamente dar este tipo de noticias, pero debo informarte que tu madre y yo estamos en proceso de divorcio por incompatibilidad en el lecho...</span></i></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">—</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-style: italic;">¿Que? ¡No puedes estar hablando seriamente! Tiene que ser una broma... ustedes están por celebrar sus BODAS DE ORO!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> —Contesta la hija.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Precisamente, ya son 50 años de soportarnos y ya no resistimos más. ¡Nos divorciamos! ... Por favor llama a tus dos hermanos y cuéntales la noticia, yo no soy capaz de hacerlo... Adios... </span></i></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">—David corta la llamada después de su lacónica despedida.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Ruth llama de inmediato a su hermano Benjamín que está en Los Angeles para informarle de la terrible noticia y él responde histérico:</span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —¡Pero ese par de viejos están locos! Como eso que se van a divorciar a estas horas de la vida, ¡no señor! Voy a llamar de inmediato a nuestro hermano Misael y nos reunimos los tres mañana en Nueva York para discutir el asunto.</span></i></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Efectivamente al día siguiente se reúnen los tres hermanos y después de ponerse de acuerdo, deciden llamar telefónicamente a su padre, y Ruth inicia la plática diciendo:</span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Hola Padre. Estoy reunida con mis dos hermanos en el apartamento de Misael, y hemos llegado a la conclusión de ustedes no se pueden divorciar bajo ninguna circunstancia. Nosotros viajamos mañana mismo a Jerusalén para hablar con ustedes. Entretanto ustedes no hagan absolutamente nada. ¿Está claro? No hagan nada hasta que nosotros no lleguemos allá.</span></i></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> David cuelga el teléfono con una gran sonrisa de satisfacción y le dice a su mujer:</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Muy bien esposa mía, todo salió como yo esperaba... Nuestros tres hijos vienen a nuestra fiesta de bodas de oro, y no nos cuesta nada... ¡¡¡ELLOS PAGARÁN SUS PROPIOS PASAJES!!!.</span></i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Un avión que transportaba un importante grupo de ingenieros especializados que se dirigían a una cumbre de alta tecnología, se accidenta y fallecen todos estos genios de la mecatrónica moderna. </span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Al llegar al Cielo, no son atendidos ya que San Pedro se encontraba organizando una cena para las 11.000 Vírgenes. Los ingenieros después de esperar durante varios días, deciden ir a alojarse en el infierno en vez de quedarse vagando en la eternidad sin hacer nada.</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> En el infierno después de llenar un sencillo formato de admisión, reciben el alojamiento requerido de manera inmediata. Luego de un poco de descanso, los ingenieros, laboriosos como todos ellos, se dedicaron a diseñar todo todo tipo de mejoras al lugar.</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> En poco tiempo ya tenían ascensores, escaleras eléctricas, cámaras de monitoreo permanente, comunicación con imágenes holográficas para los 7 infiernos, alarmas contra fugas, transmisión telepática utilizando los cuernos como antena, etc. etc. y continuaban trabajando en nuevos proyecto de alta tecnología.</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Se hicieron a tal popularidad los ingenieros, que todo el otro mundo hablaba de ellos, y fue así como el cuento de los ingenieros llegó a oídos de San Pedro, y este decidió llamar al diablo en forma inmediata:</span><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Hola Lucifer, he sabido que las cosas han mejorado mucho por allá... ¿Quieres contarme algo de eso?</span></i><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Claro que te contaré, no por compartir la dicha, si no para producirte envidia... ( ja ja ja) Hemos alojado a un grupo de ingenieros fabulosos que han realizado todo tipo de mejoras tecnológicas al lugar; con decirte que han enviado cámaras espías al cielo y ahora mismo estoy viendo las recamaras de las 11.000...</span></i><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —¿Un grupo de ingenieros? Pero si aquí en cielo no hemos juzgado ni condenado a ningún ingeniero; de tal manera que si los tienes allá, es de forma ilegal. <b>Los ingenieros nunca van al infierno.</b> Te demandaré por esto... </span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">- Terminó diciendo San Pedro en su santa ira... </span><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —JA JA JA </span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">- Responde el diablo. </span><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">- Y tu de donde vas a sacar un representante para la demanda, SI TODOS LOS ABOGADOS ESTÁN AQUÍ...!!!!</span></i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Una joven muy urbana y moderna, va de paseo a la finca ganadera de un familiar, y allí conoce un apuesto campesino del lugar, quien se ofrece para llevarla a conocer detalladamente toda la propiedad. Cuando pasaban por el establo de los caballos, la chica pregunta.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Como sabe el potro cuando la yegua quiere que... la monte...?</i></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Fácil... por el olfato...</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> —Contesta el chico.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Continúan caminando cuando encuentran unos perros, y la chica pregunta.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Y... como sabe el perrito cuando la perrita quiere.... ?</span></i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Por lo mismo</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> —Contesta el campesino. </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">—Por el olfato.</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Mas adelante encuentran el ganado vacuno y la chica pregunta</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Como sabe el toro cuando la vaca quiere...?</span></i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Por lo mismo; todos los machos perciben esto por el olor que sueltan las hembras...</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"> —Responde el chico pacientemente.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> A continuación se sientan a descansar a la orilla de un lago. La chica reflexiona un poco en las respuestas del campesino, se queda mirándolo fijamente a los ojos y le pregunta:</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> —Y tu...¿ tienes la nariz llena de mocos? o, </i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>¡¡¡ERES GAY!!!</i></b></span></blockquote>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>CHISTES FINOS</b></span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Cornelio vivía en México, y un día se encontraba en un bar tomando tequila; se le notaba feliz leyendo una carta. Se le acerca un amigo y le dice:</span><br />
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Cornelio, que dice esa carta que te tiene tan contento...</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Es que mi mujer, que vive en España, acaba de dar a luz a mi quinto hijo..</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;">. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;">—Contesta el Cornelio</span></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Pero, si hace ya más de 5 años que tu no ves a tu mujer, y sin verla... mejor dicho sin "tocarla", es imposible...</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Sí, hace más de 5 años que no nos vemos, y sin embargo, gracias a un <b>invento mío</b>, cada año tenemos un hijo; y con este que acaba de llegar, completamos 5....</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"> —Dice Cornelio notablemente emocionado.</span></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Y... ¿ me podrías decir cual es ese invento para embarazar a tu mujer a distancia?</span></i></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Si, te lo contaré porque eres mi amigo, y guardarás mi secreto. El invento mío es; que yo me excito, coloco mi "semilla" en un frasco y se lo envío. Ella lo recibe en España, se lo aplica y queda embarazada... ¿no te parece que soy muy inteligente?</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Yo lo que creo es que tu eres muy inocente...</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"> —Dice el amigo y agrega.— </span><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">¿ Porqué no le envías algún liquido blanco en el frasco, y esperas a ver que pasa...?</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Cornelio se va para su casa pensando en lo que le dijo su amigo, y decide que para el próximo envío de "semilla", preparará una mezcla con pegante blanco, harina y leche. Espera un tiempo prudencial y lo envía como siempre en un pequeño frasco.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> A los 2 meses Cornelio recibe una carta de su mujer anunciándole que ha quedado embarazada de nuevo. Venancio lee la carta varias veces porque no lo puede creer... Finalmente estruja la carta contra el pecho, cae de rodillas y exclama:</span></span></div>
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<b style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: large;"> —¡¡¡EUREKA!!! ¡¡¡ HE DESCUBIERTO LA FÓRMULA DEL ESPERMATOZOIDE...!!!</span></i></b></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>HUMOR FINO</b></span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Luis invita a su hermosa novia a cenar a un lujoso restaurante campestre. El maitre que los recibe, les asigna una mesa y les pregunta:</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"> —¿Que </i><i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;">desean de </i><i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;">aperitivo los señores? </i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Ah si, por favor tráiganos una botella de Fernet Branca...</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"> —Dice Luis.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —¿Fernet Branca? No sabía que se estilaba como aperitivo...</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"> —Dice la chica.</span></span></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span style="font-family: georgia, times new roman, serif; font-size: large;"> —Si mi amor, el Fernet Branca, por su especial sabor amargo y por su graduación alcohólica de 45°, se ha convertido en uno de los aperitivos más apetecidos del momento... además dicen que tiene virtudes afrodisíacas... </span></span></i></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Los pareja de enamorados ordenan sus platos y los acompañan con el mismo licor. Terminan de comer y Luis llama de nuevo al mesero, le ordena una nueva botella de Fernet Branca, y le dice a su novia:</span></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —¿Sabes mi amor? El Fernet Branca también está considerado como un gran digestivo, gracias a las hierbas que lo componen; tiene mirra, ruibarbo, manzanilla, cardamomo, azafrán...</span></i></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: medium;"> </span>Los enamorados continúan hablando después de la cena, y terminan consumiendo como 5 botellas de Fernet Branca. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"> Salen completamente borrachos del restaurante, se suben al auto, y se dirigen de nuevo a la ciudad, pero debido al estado etílico en que se encontraban se accidentan en la carretera muriendo los dos en forma instantánea.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Camino al Cielo la chica le reprocha a su novio diciendo:</span></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —¿No viste el aviso de precaución?</span></i></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —No... El único aviso que vi, decía; <b>FERNET BRANCA</b></span></i></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b> —Nooooooooooo... boludo!!! el aviso decía;</b></i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b> ¡¡¡FRENE BARRANCA!!!</b></i></span></blockquote>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>HUMOR FINO</b></span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Una señora lleva a su hija al médico y le dice:</span><br />
<span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"> —Doctor, estoy muy preocupada por la niña, últimamente vive con nauseas, y le dan mareos con frecuencia... </span><div>
<span style="color: blue; font-size: large;"> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">El Médico hace los exámenes de rigor y luego le dice a la señora:</span></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Las noticias son buenas, su hija no padece de ninguna enfermedad; solo es que está embarazada...</i></span><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —¡No puede ser doctor! Ahora como le doy esta noticia al anticuado de mi esposo... el no lo va entender, con lo retrógrado que es, lo más seguro es que nos saca de la casa a las dos...</span></i><br />
<span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"> —Si usted lo desea, yo le puedo ayudar con ese pequeño inconveniente, señora, envíeme a su esposo aquí al consultorio, y yo me encargo de comunicárselo de la manera más sutil... </span><div>
<span style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif; font-size: large;"> La señora acepta y al día siguiente llega el esposo al consultorio del médico y entra preguntando: </span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"> </i> <span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><i>—¿Me mandó usted a llamar? Doctor, dígame sin rodeos ¿que es lo que tiene mi hija...?<br /> —No se alarme señor; no pasa nada grave. Simplemente fue que su hija se trago una imagen de la Virgen del Carmen... usted conoce esa virgen... la que tiene el niño en los brazos... Bien, mediante ciertos procedimientos médicos, hemos logrado sacar a la virgen, <b>pero el niño se le quedó adentro...!!!</b></i></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #38761d; font-size: x-small;"><b>CHISTES FINOS</b></span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Un hombre maduro tenía una hermosa finca de descanso, con lago incluido para la pesca, pero solo la visitaba una o dos veces al año; lo que permitió que las novicias de un convento cercano, optaran por irse a bañar en el lago durante sus prolongadas ausencias.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Un día el propietario decidió ir a su finca, y cuando recién empezaba a acomodarse para su descanso, escuchó animadas voces femeninas que provenían del lago. Al acercarse para averiguar de que se trataba, vio a un grupo de mujeres que se estaban bañando casi desnudas.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Cuando las novicias vieron al hombre, se asustaron y nadaron a una parte más profunda del lago dejando ver únicamente sus cabezas, y una de las bañistas gritó:</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —¡Si usted no se retira, nosotras no salimos del lago...!</i></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> El hombre pensó un momento, y como no podía perderse ese espectáculo, elaboro un pequeño plan, sonrió complacido, y asumiendo una actitud de inocencia, les respondió también gritando</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">:</span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Yo no estoy aquí para verlas nadando ni para verlas salir de mi lago sin ropa... solo vine a alimentar a mi mascota...<b> ¡¡¡¡ A MI TIBURÓN!!!!....</b></span></i></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>CHISTES FINOS</b></span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Un hombre entra a la sección de corsetería de una tienda, y pasea por todo el lugar completamente confundido. Una elegante y bella dama que le observa, se le acerca finalmente y le dice:</span><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Señor, lo veo confundido... esta usted en una sección de ropa interior femenina...</span></i><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> — Si señorita, lo se; pero es que mi esposa me encargado que le compre un sujetador, y no tengo la menor idea de cómo hacerlo... </span></i><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Si me lo permite, yo podría tratar de ayudarlo... ¿ya sabe el color? ¿la talla? </span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">—Pregunta la mujer.</span></span><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Si señorita, el color si; ella lo quiere negro para lucir muy sexi... pero la talla no la se...</span></i><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —El pecho de su señora ¿puede ser como el mio? </span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">—Pregunta la hermosa mujer irguiendo su cuerpo frente a él, para que aprecie sus hermosos pechos.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Que más quisiera yo...</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"> —murmura el hombre apretando los dientes...</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"> — ¿Como dijo señor? </i><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: blue;">—Pregunta la dama mirándolo de soslayo.</span></span></span><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —No, nada... que ojalá supiera la talla...</span></i><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Bueno, ensayemos de otra manera... ¿Los pechos de su señora son como... ¿melones?</span></i><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Nooo, más pequeños...</i></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Como... ¿cocos?</i></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —No, más pequeños...</i></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Ya, tal vez sean como... ¿naranjitas?</i></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —No, más pequeños...</i></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Hummm, ¿Como huevitos?</i></span><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b>—Eso es señorita, como huevitos...<b> ¡¡¡pero como huevitos FRITOS!!!</b></span></i><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> La profesora coloca la tarea a los niños diciendo:</span><br />
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Para mañana quiero que me traigan un ejemplo de como llega el progreso a su localidad; me cuentan que es lo nuevo que están construyendo y que beneficios se obtienen de ello. Ahora, los niños pueden salir, pero las niñas se quedan un momento más...</span></i></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Los niños obedecen y salen mientras las niñas quedan con la profesora quien les dice:</span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Miren niñas les hice quedar para advertirles; ya sabemos que Jaimito siempre aprovecha este tipo de tareas para traer algo vulgar y fuera de tono. Si esto ocurre mañana, quiero que todas las niñas salgan inmediatamente del salón, al escuchar la primera grosería que él diga, y así no le damos oportunidad de que continúe con su vulgaridad. ¿Esta claro? ¿Estamos de acuerdo?</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Si señorita..</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: medium;">. —Responden todas las alumnas en coro...</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Al día siguiente la profesora mira a sus alumnas y estas se miran entre si, como recordando el acuerdo celebrado el día anterior. Inmediatamente la profesora comienza a tomar la lección:</span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Bueno Rosita, empieza tu..</span></i></div>
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<i><span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> —Si señorita, en mi barrio están construyendo una nueva super-tienda; esto le ahorrará mucho tiempo a mi mamá, cuando tenga que salir de compras...</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"> </i><i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;">—Muy bien; Ahora tu Jorgito...</i></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —En mi barrio están construyendo una biblioteca; Esto facilitará las cosas para nosotros los estudiantes...</span></i></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> — A ver Jaimito, cuéntanos que están edificando por los lados de tu casa...</span></i></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Si profesora, cerca a mi casa están construyendo un prostíbulo...</span></i></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Al escuchar esto, todas las niñas ponen en marcha el plan trazado con la profesora, y salen corriendo del salón de clases encabezadas por su maestra, pero Jaimito que había sido interrumpido les grita: </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Esperen niñas, con calma, ¡¡¡ AÚN NO ESTÁN RECIBIENDO TRABAJADORAS...!!!</span></i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Un agente viajero llega a una pequeña población, y al tratar de alojarse, encuentra que hay un solo hotel. Entra y de inmediato es atendido por la recepcionista:</span><br />
<span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"> —Buenas noches señor, lamentablemente no tengo habitaciones disponibles por ahora; lo único que le puedo ofrecer es una cama en una habitación compartida con...</span><div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Si no hay más, la tomo.</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"> Interrumpe el hombre conforme con lo que le ofrecen.</span></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —De acuerdo señor, pero déjeme decirle que en esa habitación hay un problema...</span></i><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"> —</i><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Bien, ¿Cual es el problema?</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"> —Pregunta el viajero rascándose la cabeza.</span></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Es que su compañero de habitación, ronca toda la noche, y ronca muy duro...</span></i></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —No importa, la tomo de todas maneras. Deme las llaves...</span></i></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Al día siguiente cuando el viajero pasa por la recepción, la empleada le pregunta:</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —¿Que tal noche pasó? ¿durmió usted bien?</i></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Perfectamente, dormí muy plácidamente.</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"> —Y... los ronquidos de su compañero de habitación? </i><span style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="color: blue;">—Insistió la recepcionista.</span></span></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Eso no fue problema, el no roncó. Tan pronto entré a la habitación lo saludé, me presenté; <b>le di un besito en la frente, le apreté un glúteo, el hombre abrió los ojos desmesuradamente, y así con los ojos bien abiertos y el trasero pegado a la pared, pasó toda la noche... no roncó... casi ni respiró...!</b></span></i></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-small;">CHISTES FINOS</span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> Luego de más de una hora en la consulta médica la joven y atractiva señora sale compungida, y su progenitora que le está esperando en la sala, preocupada le pregunta:</span><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Que paso hija... ¿ Que te dijo el médico?</span></i><br />
<i><span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"> —El médico me diagnosticó un Cáncer intratable, me dio apenas un par de meses de vida... pero no importa, creo que lo poco que he vivido ha sido pleno y satisfactorio. Me he divertido y he logrado todo lo que he deseado... voy a tratar de disfrutar el poco tiempo que me queda; por ahora vamos al club a beber un par de cocteles....</span></i><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Ya en el club, después de haber ingerido unos cuantos tragos, tratan de olvidarse de la nefasta noticia haciendo bromas y riendo alegremente. Viéndolas en el aquel estado de ánimo, se acerca un grupo de sus amigas del club para averiguar de que se trata la celebración, y la joven dama les responde diciendo:</span><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Estamos brindando por mi próxima muerte, vengo de ver al médico, y éste me ha dicho que me quedan solo unos meses de vida; su diagnóstico es que tengo SIDA, en un estado muy avanzado...</span></i><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> Las amigas apenas pudieron expresar unas cuantas palabras de condolencias y huyeron del lugar despavoridas. La madre extrañada por lo que acaba de decir su hija, le dice en voz baja:</span><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"> </i><i style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Pero hija, por que les dijiste eso, si tu lo que tienes es cáncer....</span></i><br />
<i style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> —</b>Si, tengo cáncer, pero les dije que tengo SIDA... <b>¡¡¡PORQUE NO QUIERO QUE NINGUNA DE ESAS ZORRAS SE ACUESTE CON MI MARIDO CUANDO YO MUERA...!!!!</b></span></i><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> Juanito esta paseando en su triciclo por el parque, cuando al extremo opuesto alcanzó a ver el coche de su padre. Curioso, como todos los niños, se acercó al auto y vio que en él se encontraban su padre y la empleada del servicio, y se estaban besando... <br /> Estuvo observando lo que ocurría durante algunos minutos y luego se fue a toda velocidad a su casa a contarle a mamá:</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —¡Mami!, mami, fíjate que estaba en el parque paseando en mi triciclo cuando vi el carro de mi papi, me acerqué y lo vi besando a la empleada de servicio, y después mi papi reclinó el asiento hacia atras....<br /> —Espera, espera Juanito...</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> —Le dice la mamá—. </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Mi amor, tu historia es tan simpática que mejor la cuentas esta noche en el comedor, cuando la muchacha nos este sirviendo la cena. Me gustaría mucho ver como se ríen todos cuando tu cuentes tu divertida historia...</span></i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> Efectivamente a la hora de la cena la madre le pide a Juanito que cuente lo que vio en el parque, pero que lo haga sin omitir detalle. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> El niño cuenta toda la historia hasta el momento en que el papá reclina hacia atrás el asiento, y finaliza diciendo:</span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> —</span></b><span style="font-size: large;">... y gritando como locos, se pusieron a hacer lo mismo que<b> mami </b></span></i><i style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> hace con el Jardinero todas las mañanas cuando papi se va al trabajo...!!!</span></b></i></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i>Moraleja :<br />Aprende a escuchar hasta el final, cuando alguien te narra algo....</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Al llegar al motel, encuentra allí parqueado el convertible de su suegro, e inmediatamente piensa: </span><i style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">"Mire en lo que anda el viejo sinvergüenza; le voy a jugar una broma, para que no sea tan prostituto."</i><span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Acto seguido le quita las copas a las 4 ruedas al convertible, las guarda en el baúl de su carro, y luego se adentra con la secretaria a hacer lo que tenía que hacer, tranquilamente.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> Cuando sale, el carro de su suegro ya no está, así que decide irse a su casa para entregarle las copas y terminar la broma.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Hola don Pedrito; ¿como esta...? le noto como contrariado...</i></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —¡Y como no voy a estar contrariado, con estos hijos míos, tan estúpidos e insensatos! </span></i></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Pero, que pasó suegrito, cuénteme...</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> —Dice el yerno apenas pudiendo contener la risa.</span></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Como te parece que le presto el coche a mi hija, <u style="font-weight: bold;">a la idiota de tu mujer</u><b>, </b>para que vaya a la iglesia, y le roban las 4 copas del carro mientras ella está <b>REZANDO...!!!!</b></span></i></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">- Preciosa... ya llegué; Linda... prepárate; Amor mío hoy te voy a hacer muy feliz....¡¡¡ <b>voy a a<u>marte</u></b>...!!!</span></i><br /><br /><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">-Por mi, puedes irte a <u>Saturno</u>, borracho asqueroso</span></b></i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">, pero yo lo quiero es dormir.!!!!!</span></b></i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Están hablando dos Chinos, y una le dice al otro:</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i>- Te kielo kontal que akabo de komplalme un automóvil depoltivo...</i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">- Ke bueno...</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> -Contesta el otro. </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">- ¿Y ke malka es?</span></i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i>- Milalo, es ese ke está ahí... Es un Alfa..</i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i>- ¡Un Alfa! ¿Lomeo?</i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i><b>- Lo meas y te agalo a golpes malika...!!!</b></i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">- Mamita, mamita... A mi me gustaría saber quien es mi papá...<br /><br />- A mi también me gustaría saberlo, pero es que tu eres un bebé probeta...</span></i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i><br />- ¿Probeta? ¿Que es eso?</i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Debido a la propagación de las infecciones de carácter sexual, el alcalde expide un decreto de cumplimiento inmediato, en el cual se exige que a partir del siguiente día, todas las trabajadoras sexuales, deben adquirir un nuevo certificado médico que se expedirá en un centro de salud.</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Las damas de la noche preocupadas por la situación, madrugan al día siguiente a hacer cola en el centro de salud respectivo para sacar su nueva licencia de trabajo, y la cola es tan larga, que le da dos vueltas a la manzana. Una viejita curiosa por saber lo que allí pasaba, se acerca a una de las mujeres que estaban en la fila y le pregunta:</span><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Señorita, me puede decir, ¿ para qué están haciendo esta cola?</span></i><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> La mujer indagada siente alguna vergüenza de confesar el motivo que la ha llevado allí, y decide mejor hacerle una broma a la anciana diciendo:</span><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Es que aquí están regalando <b>uvas...</b></span></i><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> La anciana no pregunta más y se coloca al final de la fila para "pedir sus uvas". Tres horas después, al llegar frente al médico inspector, el profesional escandalizado al verla le dice:</span><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Pero señora... ¿usted también? ... ¿no está usted demasiado anciana para estar en esto?... fíjese que ya no tiene ni dientes...<br /><b> —Y para que me servirían los dientes... ¡¡¡ SI YO SOLAMENTE LAS CHUPO!!!!...</b></span></i></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Un elegante hombre entra a un bar, va directo a la barra y se acomoda junto a una hermosa mujer que toma un Martini. Él se muestra indiferente con la dama, pero a cada momento, saca un elegante reloj de bolsillo y lo mira insistentemente, lo que hace que la mujer intrigada termine por dirigirse a él diciendo:</span><br />
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<i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> </span></i><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><i><span style="color: red;">—No, no es nada de eso, es que me han mandado este reloj extrasensorial desde un centro científico de California y debo estar mirándolo con mucha frecuencia pues aún no me acostumbro a él.</span></i><br /> <i><span style="color: red;"> —¿ Reloj "extrasensorial"?</span></i> <span style="color: blue;">—Pregunta con curiosidad la chica.—</span> <i><span style="color: red;">¿ Y para que sirve? ¿Que hace?</span></i><br /> <i><span style="color: red;"> —Sirve para muchas cosas, y hace muchas más. Por ejemplo; me envía información telepática de las cosas que ocurren en mi entorno en un radio hasta 100 metros.<br /> —Y... en este momento estás recibiendo alguna información ? </span></i><span style="color: blue;">—Pregunta de nuevo la chica, definitivamente interesada en el asunto.</span><br /> <i><span style="color: red;">—Si claro, en este momento estoy recibiendo alguna información... acerca de la dama que tengo frente a mi....<br /> —Que interesante; y que está diciendo de mi; tu reloj...<br /> —Me está informando que no traes ropa interior...<br /> —Ja, ja , ja...</span></i> <span style="color: blue;">—Ríe la chica y luego explica.—</span> <i style="color: red;">Tu reloj se ha equivocado; claro si traigo puesta mi ropa interior...</i><br /><span style="color: blue;"> El hombre mira detenidamente su reloj y suspirando profundamente expresa:</span><br /><i style="color: red;"> —No, no se ha equivocado; SIMPLEMENTE ESTÁ ADELANTADO UNA HORA...!!!!</i></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>CHISTES FINOS</b></span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> El famoso Sherlock Holmes y su inseparable amigo Watson se encontraban de campamento, y a eso de las 9 de la noche deciden acostarse, para reanudar sus actividades al otro día muy temprano. Unas horas más tarde el detective despierta, de un codazo despierta a su amigo y le dice:</span><br />
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Observo millones de estrellas...</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —</span></i></span><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><i><span style="color: red;">Y... eso que te hace deducir...</span></i> <span style="color: blue;">—Pregunta Sherlock.</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Watson medita por unos minutos buscando una respuesta que impresione a Holmes, y finalmente responde:</span></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">—Astronómicamente hablando deduzco que esos millones de estrellas pertenecen a millares de galaxias que muy seguramente están repletas de planetas. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Hablando Astrologicamente estoy viendo la constelación de acuario un poco alejada de Lilith, lo que me hace pensar que los nacidos bajo ese signo, están favorecidos por esta época. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Hablando de cronología deduzco que deben ser las 3 de la madrugada.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Religiosamente puedo confirmar que el Creador es Todopoderoso y que nosotros somos unos seres diminutos e insignificantes. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">La claridad de la noche me indica que mañana habrá un cielo despejado y un sol espectacular. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Y... Usted ¿ Que piensa, estimado Sherlock?</span></span></i></blockquote>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Holmes enciende su pipa tranquilamente, luego se dirige a Watson y le contesta:</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b> </b>—Yo pienso, mi querido Watson, que usted es cada día más<b> pelotudo; AÚN NO SE HA DADO CUENTA QUE NOS ROBARON LA CARPA...!!!</b></i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> El Director General de una importante empresa estatal, se encuentra en su despacho sin nada que hacer, cuando entra una de sus lindas secretarias a dejarle alguna correspondencia. Cuando la chica sale, el director se queda observándole el trasero, e inmediatamente le surge una tremenda duda: <i>"Hacer el amor con su secretaria, ¿Es trabajo o diversión?"</i><br /> Esta enorme duda lo mantiene ocupado por 5 minutos, y al no poder resolverla, llama al gerente de proyectos y se la plantea:</span><br />
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<i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"> —Señor Gerente, si yo hago el amor con una de mis secretarias, ¿Es trabajo o diversión ?</span></i></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —No lo sé señor, lo investigaría...</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> —Responde el gerente tirando la revista que estaba leyendo.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Bien,</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> —<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dice El Director General.</span> </span><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">—Necesito esa respuesta en media hora.</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Inmediatamente el Gerente llama a uno de sus asesores, que estaba jugando "marcianitos" en el computador y le tira la bola para que este se lo resuelva.</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Si el Señor Director hace el amor con una de sus secretarias, se considera ¿Trabajo o diversión?</i></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —No lo sé, señor Gerente...</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Bien,</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> —<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dice el gerente.</span> </span><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">—Le doy 20 minutos para que lo investigue y me dé una respuesta.</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> El Asesor llama a uno de sus asistentes, quien ese momento hablaba por el móvil con su novia, y le traslada la misma pregunta, diciéndole que tiene 15 minutos para conseguir la respuesta.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> El Asistente sale a buscar la respuesta y encuentra a su secretaria pintándose las uñas, le pasa la pregunta y como esta tampoco sabe, le da 10 minutos para que se la responda.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> La secretaria se va al sótano donde está el auxiliar general de la dependencia. El hombre esta en mangas de camisa tratando de arreglar la mortecina iluminación del lugar, hay un cerro de papeles en el escritorio, su impresora está generando unos largos listados, su computador procesando algún trabajo importante, los teléfonos suenan para hacerle todo tipo de consultas... Sin importar lo ocupado que se encuentra el pobre hombre, la secretaría del asistente le lanza la pregunta advirtiéndole que se la debe contestar en 5 minutos.</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Si el Director General hace el amor con una de sus secretarias, ¿Es trabajo o diversión?</span></i><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b> —¡Es Diversión!</b></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> —Contesta el auxiliar inmediatamente sin siquiera voltear a mirar a la secretaria.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Pero, ¿Como puedes llegar a esa conclusión tan rápidamente?</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> —<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Pregunta la secretaria un poco incrédula.</span></span></span></div>
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<b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> —¡Fácil! Porque <u>si fuera trabajo</u>, a esa secretaria ya me la tendrían aquí desnuda sobre mi escritorio</span><span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">...!!!!</span></i></b><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>CHISTES BUENOS</b></span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Una dama de dudosa reputación esta con un amigo, cuando escucha que abren la puerta del departamento. Ella, aunque nerviosa, rápidamente decide lo que tiene que hacer y le dice al amigo:</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —¡Párate ahí! Quieto y no hables; solo sígueme la corriente.</i></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif; font-size: large;"> El marido, que es quién acaba de llegar, entra a la habitación diciendo:</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Hola querida, terminé la convención y he regresado con un día de anticipación porque estaba loco por verte... ¡Oye, quién es ese tipo, y que hace ahí parado desnudo! ¿Que es esto?</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Ja, ja, ja...</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">—Ríe fingidamente la mujer infiel y contesta</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">—. </span><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">No es un hombre de verdad; como viajas tanto y me dejas tan sola, he comprado este <b>androide</b>: es un sirviente sexual modelo XXX-2020. Observalo bien... es casi humano... tócalo... su piel inclusive transpira. Aunque su lenguaje humanoide es un poco corto, contesta las cosas básicas, se actualiza automáticamente, y sus programas... bla bla bla...</span></i></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Pero cariño... ¿Realmente tu necesitas algo como esto?</span></i></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> </span></i></span><span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><i>—Y tu que preferirías... Que en tus largas ausencias, ¿busque la compañía del vecino, o del portero del edificio?</i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Bueno ya! No hablemos más tonterías y vamos a la cama, que vengo loco por ti...</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> —Dice el marido.</span></span><br />
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<i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"> —Mi amor, lo siento pero vas a tener que esperar un poco, porque precisamente ahora tengo cita el médico. Tómate un whisky ahí en la cama mientras me esperas. Te prometo que no me demoro....</span></i></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> El hombre se queda "solo" y se toma no solo uno sino como 10 whiskys, y la señora no aparece. Caliente y ya embriagado se fija en el androide y dice:</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Bueno, si este robot le sirve a mi mujer, supongo que también funciona para mi....</i></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Tumba al "androide" sobre la cama, lo voltea, y cuando esta a punto de consumar sus deseos, el amante imitando una voz "robótica" dice.</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: medium;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b> —</b>ERROR... ERROR EN LAS FUNCIONES... ORIFICIO EQUIVOCADO... NO ESTOY PROGRAMADO PARA ESTO... REPITO... NO ESTOY PROGRAMADO PARA ESTO... ERROR... ERROR...</span></i><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> El hombre ya borracho, se retira de la cama decepcionado, y mirando con ira al robot exclama:</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Porquería de inventos modernos... no sirven para nada... Ahora mismo lanzo esta chatarra por la ventana...</span></i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> El falso robot recuerda que se encuentra en un piso 25, y consciente de una muerte segura, improvisa rápidamente diciendo:</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i> —</i></span><span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>SISTEMA DE ACTUALIZACIÓN EN PROCESO... ACTUALIZANDO ... ADAPTANDO ORIFICIO... ACTUALIZACIÓN COMPLETADA... INTÉNTELO DE NUEVO... REPITO... ¡¡¡¡ INTÉNTELO DE NUEVO...!!!!</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: x-small;"><b>CHISTES BUENOS</b></span></span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Están dos solteronas tomando un vino en el club, cuando de pronto ven pasar a una tercera solterona que está embarazada, y claro; es la oportunidad propicia para empezar con un buen chisme.</span></span><span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> </span><br />
<span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i>—Martica...</i> </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">—Dice la primera—.</span><span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> <i>¿Viste que la Lupe está embarazada?</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"> </span></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> <i><span style="color: red;">—Si Pepita, ya la había visto, y ya hablé con ella.</span></i></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"> —Contesta la otra.</span></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —No puede ser... Cuenta, cuenta, que te dijo de su embarazo... porque está bastante extraño ¿No?</span></i></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Pues ella dice que fue un milagro que ocurrió en la parroquia del pueblo vecino... Que fue gracias a una oración, o algo así, pero yo no creo en esa clase de milagros... ella no quiso dar muchos detalles...</span></i></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> Pepita se decide a averiguar que fue lo que pasó realmente con el embarazo de Lupe, y habla con todas las chismosas del club. Después de enterarse de todos los detalles, se va a la parroquia donde ocurrió el milagro, y deseando que le ocurra el mismo milagro de quedar encinta, habla con el párroco de la iglesia.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Padre, yo vine porque una amiga mía vino hasta aquí, y quedó embarazada por una <u>Ave María</u>.... </span></i><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b> —</b>No hija mía, creo que le dieron mal la información; ella no quedó embarazada por una "<u>Ave María</u>", sino por<b> UN "PADRE NUESTRO", QUE YA NO ESTÁ EN ESTA PARROQUIA...!!!!</b></span></i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>CHISTES BUENOS</b></span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> Un hombre de mediana edad llega a la Capital y aprovechando su estadía vacacional, decide hacerse un chequeo médico. Ya en la consulta, se inicia la siguiente conversación con </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">el galeno</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">.</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;"><i>—Bien querido amigo, empiece por contarme cuales son su hábitos alimenticios.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Muy corrientes doctor...</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;"><i> —¿Que es muy corrientes para usted?</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Tres veces al día, alimentos sanos, sin mucha grasa, frutas y verduras.</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;"><i> —Bien, ¿y sus cuidados con el estado físico?</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Muy corrientes doctor...</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;"><i> —¿Que es muy corrientes para usted?</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Dos veces por semana salgo a trotar, y los fines de semana practico algún deporte.</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;"><i> —Muy bien ¿Y en cuanto a los hábitos sexuales?</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Muy corrientes doctor...</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;"><i> —¿Que es muy corrientes para usted?</i></span></span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Una vez cada tres meses.</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;"><i> —Pero eso no es normal, una persona de su edad debería tener sexo por lo menos dos veces en la semana...</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><i><b> —</b>Sí doctor, eso es muy corriente para usted que es un médico aquí en el centro de la ciudad, pero no para mi que soy el <b>Capellán Interno de una cárcel de hombres en una isla...!</b></i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-small;">CHISTES BUENOS</span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> Un hombre llega más temprano que de costumbre a su casa, y cuando entra a la alcoba, encuentra a su mujer sin ropa, sudando copiosamente, y con el pelo todo alborotado.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> —Por Dios... ¿qué te pasa ? </span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">—Pregunta muy preocupado.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Es que... acabo de tener un ataque al corazón...</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> —Contesta ella muy agitada.</span></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Voy a llamar un médico inmediatamente, procura tranquilizarte...</span></i></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Cuando el hombre sale a hacer la llamada se encuentra con su pequeño hijo, quien jalándole por el saco, muy asustado, en voz baja le dice:</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i> —Papi, papi... hay un fantasma en el armario... </i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i>hay un fantasma en el armario...</i></span></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —Hijito; los fantasmas no existen. De donde sacas eso de que hay uno en esta casa...</span></i></div>
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<i style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> —El mismo fantasma me lo dijo, cuando yo trate de abrir el armario...</span></i></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> El hombre se regresa a la habitación para demostrarle al niño que no hay fantasmas, pero al abrir la puerta del armario, encuentra a su mejor amigo, completamente desnudo, escondido allí. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Invadido por la ira y por el más intenso dolor, el padre del niño grita desesperado:</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —¡Eres un mal amigo, desleal, traidor, canalla, eres el peor amigo que he tenido! <b>¡¡¡¡ Mi mujer muriéndose del corazón, y tú andas por ahí, asustando a mi hijo con los fantasmas !!!!.</b></span></i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d; font-size: x-small;"><b>CHISTES BUENOS</b></span></span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> En un pueblo minero del África, u</span></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">n matrimonio africano, ambos de piel de ébano , de pelo "quieto" y con ojos negros como azabaches, tienen un hijo blanco, de cabello dorado, ojos azules ...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> El padre desconcertado se va a un bar cercano y toma un trago mientras observa los turistas... alemanes, ingleses, suecos, todos ellos blancos y de ojos azules... De pronto se le acerca un amigo, que al enterarse de su problema, le aconseja que se haga una prueba de paternidad.</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> El hombre se hace la prueba y cuando va por los resultados, el médico </span></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">rubio de ojos azules, y que entre otras cosas era el mismo medico de la mujer del consultante, </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">le asegura que su hijo es legítimo.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Entonces doctorcito, como me explica lo del niño rubio...</span></i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> —dice el padre aún más desconcertado.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> El médico, reflexiona un poco y luego dice: </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"> —</span><i style="color: red;">Usted se acuerda, si cuando concibieron ese niño ¿ocurrió algo fuera de lo normal?</i><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Si doctorcito, ahora que lo menciona, recuerdo que ese día estábamos finalizando el acto, cuando golpearon a la puerta, me paré para ver quien era, pero le dije a mi mujer que me esperara ahí, quietecita, luego regresé y terminamos...</span></i><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —¡Ah, eso es! El típico caso de decoloración forzosa...</span></i><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> —Y eso que quiere decir doctorcito...<br /><b> —</b>Eso significa que esa interrupción en el momento del climax,<b> ¡¡¡hizo que su mujer quedara en BLANCO...!!!</b></span></i></span><br />
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